Their email support people at times receive requests for other archiving software, such as a toys, knitting patterns, recipes, statues of mice (really!) and many others.
This one, though, must be the greatest they ever had:
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Date: Mon, 31 May 2010 09:39:38 -0400 From: Capt. Morgan Visitor: 14348151 when you be making pirate software for Yarrchiving yer treasure maps? |
Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:42:30 -0400 Arrr, Avast ye, Captain Morgan, Thanks for your email, Yarr! Unfortunately we not be releasin' software for archi'in' your treasure maps. Any pirate worth his salt knows that maps should be kept in secret locations with no solid record o' their existence. It maybe useful t' catalog your pre'ious plunderin's, but lad, we belie'e that the maps should remain a myth so that no other scurvy dawgs can lay ther grubby hands upon it. Yarr, if ye be havin' any further questions, I'll be makin' ye walk the plank! Best regards, Chris D. |
Aye! It's for me aching head, ya landkisser. It's the whales apairing, ho! Forgetting me name and where I'm aroamin'. Yarr, me treasure maps! No' afraid the devil, nah walk the plank but tell me where I am. Cpt. Morgan |
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